Got the following concept from Bonnie - who got it from someone else.

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME:
(Name of first pet / First street you lived on):
Sparkie Unknown-to-me
...hmm...that doesn't sound quite right...

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME:
(Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
Sesame Stick Boo
...sounds like one of those old-timey radio actors...

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME:
(First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
Norton Cosi
...getting better...

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS:
(Favorite Spice / Last Vacation Spot):
Oregano Vallarta
...sounds so international...but from WHERE?!...

5. "FLY GIRL/BOY" ALIAS (a la J. Lo):
(First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
J. Cro
...isn't that a clothing store?...

7. ICON ALIAS:
(Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
Tangerine Dish Soap
...what's an icon alias?...

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS:
(Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
Hatchling Indianola
...don't worry, Hatchling Indianola is on the case!...

9. BARFLY ALIAS:
(Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
Fudgesickle Guiness
...an unfortunate first name for the young Irish lad...

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS:
(Middle Name / Street Where You Live):
Patrick 15
...sounds more like a Sci-Fi name...

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS:
(Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician):
Jelly Bean Matthews
...Dave's brother who specializes in children's songs...

12. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(First 2 letters of your first name and the first 3 Letters from your last name makes your first name. Take the first 2 letters of your mother's maiden name and the first 3 letters of the city you were born in):
Jacro Lajef
...well, at least that one kind of works...

So the lesson learned is that I'm not very good at fake names!