A listing for PFHT - Pet Foil Hat Technology on Ebay...

I'm not sure which is weirder...the fact that someone made this up, or the fact that it sold for $12.50!

Pet Foil Hat Technology (PFHT)
is the sorta-patented system that protects you and your pet from the government!

Technical Jargon:

This ultra modern aluminum foil hat will protect your pet from the brain scanning rays of the NSA, certain 'auction' websites, fbi.com, and CIA satellites that are monitoring their little subversive thoughts.  You may not have considered this before, but your lead lined hat is worthless if your pet can give away your secrets to the very people most dangerous to you - your government!

The PFHT contains space age materials, and is guaranteed to work for your pet. All government I/O is cut off.  It's like a firewall for your pet's brain.

Click here to see for yourself...