| |
Copyright |
|
 |
 |
|
| |
| |
|
©2005 Jason Cross
All Rights Reserved
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Friday, December 13, 2002 |
 |
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
 |
|
|
| |
|
As the Kikkoman saga continues, the following was posted on Benn's comments by an unknown (cough *josh* cough) poster...
Master Benn, at my first viewing, I believed that Kikkoman was a lone agent in the war to proliferate the use of Kikkoman soy sauce to the known world. Upon further examination, I have found that Kikkoman has two sidekicks, though they are of the usually inept variety, constantly running to Kikkoman whenever trouble appears. His two compadres, known as Suman (who I can only guess represents the yellowish substance represented as mustard whose ingestion is similiar to a pocket paks experience though not as severe) and a mysterious man known in the inner circles only as sugar cube with root symbol man. Though Kikkoman appears to use Suman as a human shield against Worcestshireman, he is obviously upset when the contents of Suman's head spill onto the ground. A special note about Worcestshireman: Worcestshire is made of soy and vinegar; it is believed that Worcestshire was originally Kikkoman's brother, but once tainted by the vinegar taste of the darkside, Worcestshire turned on Kikkoman in homoerotic rage. The connecting roundhouse between Kikkoman and Sugarcube believed to be an exchanged of blows is actually the equivalent to a high-five. This brief exploration into the world of Soy has not only shown that Kikkoman is joined in his crusade to spread soy the world over, but also shows some tasty treat ideas for icecream and omelets.
The true identity of Kikkoman? Hmm... |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
