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©2005 Jason Cross
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 Sunday, November 17, 2002 |
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A new addition to JasonCross.com - "Legends of Ian" recounting tales from the world of elusive Ian Morello sightings. More elusive than the Loch Ness monster, Bigfoot and a good Steven Seagal movie...it's Legends of Ian!
Submitted by G. Bitzi Baker of Roswell, NM:
There I was eating at the Sip and Slurp (hot dog and chips for $1.99 at the Sip and Slurp!) along Highway 9 after my dancin' shift when the most frightening thing happened! I was finishing my third dog (eating for two, you know how it is) when the lights suddenly went out. Well Jimmy Joe tells me "don't worry G. Bitzi, probably just blew a fuse" but the next thing you know there's this GIANT BRIGHT LIGHT outside! The next thing I knew there were these little grey men coming in the door, kind of like on those books Jimmy Joe is always reading! They stood by the door for a second holding these little silver flashing thingies in their hands when I realized that they wanted my baby! Jimmy Joe had hightailed it into the back room so I was real scared, but the next thing I knew, they were gone. To this day I don't know why they left. At least they didn't take my little Nancy Lee, who was born 2 weeks later.
As for your friend, I think he's out east somewhere.
So there you have it, my five readers. According to G. Bitzi Baker of Roswell, NM, Ian is "out east somewhere". |
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