There's a new comic book coming out, poised to show the world the truth of what's to come under liberal domination... It is 2021, tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of 9/11. America is under oppression by ultra-liberal extremists which have yielded governing authority to the United Nations. It is up to an underground conservative group (known as F.O.I.L.) led by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North to thwart Ambassador Usama Bin Laden's plans to nuke New York City. 
That guy in the front of the picture is supposed to be a cybernetically-enhanced Sean Hannity along with a semi-robotic G. Gordon Liddy behind him. EXTREME! For the sake of reference, here are pictures of the real Hannity and Liddy: Less EXTREME! But who knows, once they become future-outlaw-broadcaster/freedom-fighter-part-robot, maybe they'll somehow look 20ish.  EXTREME Hannity?
For the record, when this comic takes place, 16 years from now, Liddy will be 91 years old, and Hannity will be 60.  NOT SO EXTREME 91 Year Old Liddy (Projected Example)
Ok, conservatives, but maybe you haven't noticed how you control the three branches of government right now. So I'm not quite clear why you feel the need to act like you're the oppressed underculture. |