Each month, the Television Without Pity sister-store Glarkware has a few TV-show specific shirts available for that month only. As a Battlestar Galactica fan, I found this month's shirt really funny.  Frakkin' Toaster shirt
And what really makes it funny is the description text going along with it: A toaster is capable of a lot more than you might think at first glance. Even more than toasting your bread, actually. Treat it poorly, and it will find a way to collude with other toasters to overthrow humanity. But treat it well, and...well, you and that little old toaster might actually find love. It's not a love that either of your communities will sanction or even understand, but you know best: that seemingly simple appliance loves you from the coils of its heart.
Of course, if you don't watch BSG, you won't understand this at all. If that's you, then you really should be watching the show. Or don't you like good television? |